The Deep Dark Mystery Of Dank Vapes


What is true? What is illusion? Will we ever know?

We unquestionably know this a lot:

The empty packaging for sale all more than the net tells us this a lot.

Dank packaging at Amazon

Dank packaging at DHGate

Dank packaging at eBay


Dank vapes may well all be fake

We have the current post more than at Inverse, “Dank Vapes Is the ‘Biggest Conspiracy’ in Pot That Can Place You in a Coma,” with crack reporting by the fantastic Emma Betuel. Goaded by a current spike in vape-associated lung injuries which all seemed to revolve about Dank “brand” vape cartridges, she place on her Nancy Drew hat and resolved to dig to the bottom of this. Even if she had to dig her way to China.

Which she fairly a lot did. China is precisely exactly where a lot of black marketplace counterfeits and fake brands come from. We’d be amused if we didn’t have stories like this from hospital bedside:

irate tweet from a hospital lung damage

Emma Betuel investigated to attempt to discover the actual, optimistic owner of the Dank vape cartridge brand. She discovered only dead ends. A great deal like our earlier try to pin down the “Runtz” “brand,” each trail leads to a further sketchy account, a further counterfeit box, and no one with an official claim to brand ownership. Just as we pointed out with Runtz, she tracked down different Twitter and Instgram channels all claiming to be the “real” Dank, only to be stonewalled when she demanded proof.

Quoting the Inverse report:

“A search of California’s Bureau of Cannabis Manage licenses turned up no licenses for Dank Vapes. A spokesperson confirmed to Inverse that there had been no listings for Dank Vapes.”

The closest Betuel got to an owner of something was a US Patent and Trademark holder for the name “Dank Vapes” itself to be printed on T shirts.


We all may well have been fooled

Earlier on in our site’s history, we’ve covered Dank vapes ahead of. This was ahead of fake cartridges became such significant news. At the time we had been attempting to ascertain what was true and what was fake. But later developments and comparison with other, equivalent “shadow economy” brands might lead us to think that there was Never ever a “real” Dank enterprise at all!

How could we know for certain? Just to show how straightforward it is to get tricked, here’s /u/t_bone300 more than at the /r/fakecartridges forum of

Reddit post on High Times selling Dank

It is a story about attending the Cannabis Cup and discovering Dank carts for sale at a show hosted by Higher Instances magazine! OK, we’re not going to point to Higher Instances as the definitive name you can trust above all other folks. We’re just saying, if Higher Instances cannot root this stuff out, what likelihood do the rest of us have?


Is it probable for a black marketplace brand to actually materialize out of nowhere?

Somebody, someplace on Earth, had to have been the pretty initially particular person to print a Dank vape package. And a Springfield Farms package, and an Off White package, and a Bart Carts package. The stupid factors didn’t just develop on trees. But who?

The Present Author will now present the following speculation:

Say you are a knock-off package manufacturer in China. You print fake Magic: the Gathering cards, labels for counterfeit medicines, stickers for counterfeit iPhones, you name it. You hear news about the USA legalizing recreational cannabis in some states. You also hear vape oil is a significant deal. To the factory we go!

You only speak Chinese and do not know English. But that does not quit you from checking out English Search engine marketing keyword discovery engines. Here’s 1 instance, while the much better ones need a subscription. Copy and paste in any quantity of cannabis-associated English key phrases into an Search engine marketing engine and it will spit out a column of associated terms.

“Dank” is a extended-standing slang term for excellent weed, as we see in the Wikipedia list of exact same. So if adequate folks searched the net for “dank weed,” either attempting to discover the usual black marketplace or the new legalized marketplace, that term is linked. But you only speak Chinese, you do not know that.

“Dank” ought to be a brand name, you assume, so have your freelance graphic designer (who might not even know they’re functioning for a scam shop) style something that says “Dank” and “vape” on it and appears like a brand logo.

You get fortunate and somebody who buys your cartridge packaging fills them with excellent oil as soon as. The marketplace for your brand requires off. Congratulations, you are launched a shadow economy brand!

The exact same goes for a lot of other “brand” names. For instance, we tracked down that Runtz name to a strain of weed that occurred 1 time. Failing direct key phrases associated to cannabis, you discover out that vapes are significant with the little ones. Nicely, no issue, you just go across the hall to the guy pumping out fake Nintendo game cartridge stickers, borrow a sample, and send it to the graphics guy. Children like Mario, they’ll get a Mario vape. That is how you get Mario Carts.

fake cart brands are everywhere, man!

The above was speculation

But as we’ve linked to extensively, factors just like this take place all the time. It may well have occurred with Dank. Who knows at this point?

The Inverse report calls black marketplace cartridges a conspiracy. But we have a thing even much more fascinating right here: a headless monster, a conspiracy exactly where no one is in charge.

The late, terrific Robert Anton Wilson was a curator of conspiracies. In his book, Every little thing Is Beneath Manage: Conspiracies, Cults, and Cover-ups, he has an entry for “ladder conspiracies,” which spontaneously kind out of a bunch of folks obtaining the exact same concept at the exact same time. Pranks of each type and Online memes are a 1-off instance.

This shouldn’t be so shocking. Black markets for drugs have existed for decades, which is how we’ve gotten sheets of LSD blotter, marked ecstasy tablets, and even “strains” of crystal meth. These “brands” formed out of ladder conspiracies as well. We just have a weird twilight zone now exactly where cannabis is legalized right here but outlawed there, so now black marketplace brands have to mimic customer packaging. The element that catches us off-guard is how very good they are at it.


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